Jam Burger

A Pussy at the "time of the month" or a pussy in general

"i was filling her jam burger with cream" or "i was eating a delicious jam burger last night

by stargate1983 September 8, 2010

house burger

A burger your mom used to make because you were on welfare. Common ingredients include Wonder Bread, green peppers, onions, and an egg.

Kids with McDonalds burgers - "Eww where did you get that welfare green pepper house burger?"

Welfare kid - "My mother made it." *runs off and cries.

by Truthbot July 22, 2012

the bugler

When you wrap toilet paper around your hand and cup your asshole when you have a bout of diarrhea in a public place to muffle the noise.

I had to take a dump, but there was somebody in the stall next to me and I couldn't hold it, so I did the bugler.

by miss_jellybeans September 26, 2013

Jazz Burger

An overzealous individual, particularly in sales. Characterized by shady ethics and hair that has way too much gel in it.

That motherfucking jazz burger at the Verizon store sold me a piece of shit phone.

by Bender04 December 18, 2013

austin burger

a man who has troubles getting an erection. Also is known to be a flaming gay. Enjoys getting shafted from behind

Dude, I just got Austin Burgered and couldn't get laid.

by Austin Burger disease September 27, 2014

Thot burger

A Thot that's thicker in a good way.

"Damn she's a Thot burger."
"Yeah she got that ass"

by ThotBurger September 6, 2016

Bowling bulge

This is when you get an erection while shopping for bowling balls at dicks. Or while you are polishing your balls.

"I had the biggest bowling bulge today".

by The bowler for life July 23, 2016