bris vegas

A nickname used by Australians to lovingly but very much ironically call the Queensland capital. Brisbane, although beautiful and my home of homes, is NOTHING like Vegas.

When you "pary it up in Bris Vegas" you come home well rested, with a tan. Unless you are unlucky enough to visit on one of the 20 days a year it rains. Then you are just bored.

by Luci Lockette June 22, 2011

death bed brats

Children, usually belonging to paupers, peasants, scroungers and other uneducated filth who really should have been sterilized at birth, who always look malnourished, pale, dark around the eyes...as if they could die any moment. Death bed brats are always the ones who play grab-ass in post office queues, supermarket aisles, and anywhere else where they shouldn't be, and go into an almighty whining and moaning fit if their blank-eyed cow-brained parents reprimand them. Extended whining fits from death bed brats have been known to provoke nausea, tinnitus, or in some extreme cases, actual bodily harm.

"Those fucking death bed brats look so pale and skinny, I feel sorry for them."
"Fuck that, they'll outlive God himself - as long as the government continues to favour burdens of the state above hard-working, upstanding members of society."

by Jolly Farm Revue October 18, 2006

floppy bits

Another term for cock n balls

I love to jog, but its rough on the floppy bits.

by Shrimp Shack Shooter December 11, 2011

ashes to ashes, bits to bits

Generally used whenever something computer-related dies, e.g a computer crashes, a site fails, or a conversation dies. Used like a funeral speech: "ashes to ashes, dust to dust," to parody the death of the object involved.

1.
*computer crashes*
a)Oh dammit..
b)ashes to ashes, bits to bits...

2. Site fails
(In a random forum)
Today, urbandictionary crashed.
Ashes to ashes...bits to bits..

3. Instant conversation
A)So...you still ok..?
B)The convo died. Get over it.
A)But I'm bored.
B)Ashes to ashes...bits to bits..

by conorschild December 21, 2005

bitsy

A small amount of poop that clings to your ass. See klingons, cling-ons.

Man, that toilet paper in there is so rough. I had to leave a bitsy in my cheeks.

by El Stevio December 23, 2007

DBS ( Do Bits Society)

Popularised by Wes from Love Island. This is a club you would join much like the 'Mile High Club' when you are promiscuous in bed. Also known as 2nd Base

Trevor: Fam, you in da DBS ( Do Bits Society)

Dave: Yeah Brah, I got my fingers in the pie

by Tequiila July 31, 2018

juicy bits

Information which is distilled down to the most important parts.

"I'll give you the juicy bits boys."

by Drumdog98 March 17, 2016