Britney Spears

The act of driving with a child on your lap.

Having an ugly ass hairdo.

Person: Yo, did someone have an accident up there?
You: Yeah, that bitch pulled a Britney Spears!
Or:
You: Did you get a haircut?
Person: Yeah, they gave me a fucking Britney Spears!

by Surftik April 6, 2011

Britney Spears

A term used to describe a sex-kitten/singer whom I would love to tame.

Meow britney spears!

by Weezer4life December 24, 2004

Britney Cut

A hair cut style that is most easily defined as a quick decision to go bald. This only applies to women, being that bald men isn't weird or strange in any way.

Dude, did you see that chick with the britney cut?

Oh my god, she did a briney cut right before school pictures!

That briney cut looks like shit on her!

by Jason Yo February 4, 2009

Britneying

1. Behaving like Britney Spears
2. Getting constantly fucked up
3. Just not working

My computer won't stop britneying...

by Kavurcen June 17, 2009

Her Britney

When a female shows her vagina while she is in a seated position. This often happens when they wear a short skirt, or dress, with out wearing panties. They can do this when exiting the car or in any seated position.

Sarah is showing her Britney again.

by BNYC October 27, 2007

Pulled a Britney

A woman who gets in or out of a vehicle and shows her underwear or crotch area.

"I forgot that I was wearing a skirt and just 'Pulled a Britney' in front of the entire parking lot!"

by moon_eyes August 21, 2007

Not the brightest star in the sky

"Not the brightest star in the sky" means there not the smartest person.
Let's say you where in a class room and you failed a test, sombody might say well "there not the brightest star in the sky"

Did you hear that Kim failed her exams?
Well she's not the brightest star in the sky if I'm being honest.

by Xo_Xo_Xo December 30, 2019