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brett

brett is a hot mf he gets all the girls and hes the best hockey player ever i would ghfh
omg brett is so hot
by brett lover April 22, 2022
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brett saeger

look jayden b, its Brett saeger. Hes so badass
by jaskodoublelame February 19, 2023
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Brett

He’s a very smart and tall guy guy. He’s caring and looks amazing and is a total love bug with a hilarious personality. He’ll be your best friend and definitely someone you can always go to he’s definitely too good to be true because you’d never think he’d do anything bad to you. But he’ll break your heart and leave you whenever he wants. He won’t care about how long he knew you or how much you’ll do for him. He’s a player. And he’ll charm you until you fall in love. Don’t get caught up in that storm.
Don’t trust a brett. He’s a manipulator. ”
by Jada spearman June 14, 2019
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A brett favre

by Ramper2 October 27, 2019
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Brett

A Brett is a star trek loving boring af man from Nantucket. He thinks he is brilliant but he is a tool. He loves maple syrup and waitresses. He has children but can't stand children. Brett's usually live alone in tiny apartments with rent a center furniture having conversations with themselves in a mirror. Run if you see a Brett.
That guy watching Star Trek is a Brett. Run.
by TexasBornBabe April 22, 2022
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Brett

Smells like liquid ass he is very lame and bad at wrestling. He likes eating the other definition of brett, the poop in between the balls and the arse hole. He likes farting and cupping it with his hand and smelling it and also his partially bald receding hair line is so bad
It appears you didn't wipe too well, you have a Brett going on man.
by J Topel November 22, 2021
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Brett's Disco Tile

I Brett's disco tiled them last night, john video taped it!
by Mtg8 August 27, 2016
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