by brett lover April 22, 2022

by jaskodoublelame February 19, 2023

He’s a very smart and tall guy guy. He’s caring and looks amazing and is a total love bug with a hilarious personality. He’ll be your best friend and definitely someone you can always go to he’s definitely too good to be true because you’d never think he’d do anything bad to you. But he’ll break your heart and leave you whenever he wants. He won’t care about how long he knew you or how much you’ll do for him. He’s a player. And he’ll charm you until you fall in love. Don’t get caught up in that storm.
by Jada spearman June 14, 2019

I sent her a brett favre
by Ramper2 October 27, 2019

A Brett is a star trek loving boring af man from Nantucket. He thinks he is brilliant but he is a tool. He loves maple syrup and waitresses. He has children but can't stand children. Brett's usually live alone in tiny apartments with rent a center furniture having conversations with themselves in a mirror. Run if you see a Brett.
by TexasBornBabe April 22, 2022

Smells like liquid ass he is very lame and bad at wrestling. He likes eating the other definition of brett, the poop in between the balls and the arse hole. He likes farting and cupping it with his hand and smelling it and also his partially bald receding hair line is so bad
by J Topel November 22, 2021

by Mtg8 August 27, 2016
