A Brett is a star trek loving boring af man from Nantucket. He thinks he is brilliant but he is a tool. He loves maple syrup and waitresses. He has children but can't stand children. Brett's usually live alone in tiny apartments with rent a center furniture having conversations with themselves in a mirror. Run if you see a Brett.
by TexasBornBabe April 22, 2022
Get the Brettmug. by brett lover April 22, 2022
Get the brettmug. To have a gig/scarasm in response to someone.
Brett/Brittney (based on gender)
Someone who is just a shit talker or mort who no one takes seriously.
Brett/Brittney (based on gender)
Someone who is just a shit talker or mort who no one takes seriously.
by Tinfoilcrownxo March 27, 2025
Get the Yea Brettmug. Sometimes a normal guy, other times the worst guy you'll ever meet. Most likely a jock, who talks like a rapper from the mid 2010's. Also likely says offensive things, and decides if he was joking based on other people's reactions.
by IHateBrett July 2, 2022
Get the Brettmug. 

