not boyfriend/girlfriend

a boy/girl who you have feelings for and he/she has feelings for you and you both know it. You might even go on dates, but for some reason you are not officially boyfriend and girlfriend.

Suzy: "Are Rita and Josh going out?"

Brittany: "No, they're not boyfriend/girlfriend."

by Glamherst Designer October 4, 2009

shitty boyfriend

a really really bad boyfriend who is atrocious at sex, lives far away from his girlfriend, has no penis, complains about having to go see her, and gets really jealous.

"It's gonna cost me too much money to go see you" -shitty boyfriend ex.1

"who's mike? you've never mentioned him before." shitty boyfriend ex.2

by lalskslals March 4, 2009

boyfriend

love is something we believe to have in one another but never rlly see it.
we believe that when you get a "boyfriend" it's for life and you see some boyfriends may be for life but others are not...
you see the word "boyfriend" itself finishes in the word end now you may read this and believe wrong but for me every boyfriend always has an end, just like love.
And people when they loose their boyfriend they believe that there heart is broken...
it's not ❤️

abby: heyyy bby hows you day been? xxx❤️🌍

boyfriend: ye it was good thanks.

abby:i miss you 🌍🌍xx

message left on read

boyfriend: hey...

abby: hey xxxxxx

boyfriend: i'm done with this i hate you

your a bitch plus i found someone better 🙄bye !

abby:but i "love"you 😭❤️
"message failed to send"

you see even love can't send

by iz🌍y July 14, 2019

internet boyfriend

internet boyfriend, n. : A male acquaintance that one met on the internet. Someone who one would spend countless hours on YIM, MSN Messenger, or AIM chatting with. A good friend who one would also like to meet in person to discover if the romantic feelings are as real in person as they are on the internet/cell phone.

Michelle talked to her internet boyfriend for hours on YIM and the cell phone before deciding to meet him in person.

by goodgurl1313 August 27, 2005

vice boyfriend

A guy who is a best friend to a girl with a boyfriend. Usually single, the guy uses this time to show what a good person he is in case the girl becomes single again.

"Spencer is a great vice boyfriend. When Mike isn't around to take me out, Spence is always free to keep me company until Mike gets free." said Jess.

by Dark_Link August 21, 2007

annoying boyfriend

That boyfriend who can't have a serious conversation, ever. A boy who no matter how hard you try to talk to him, will always be too busy playing his video games to talk to you about anything other than that.

Does not notice when you're annoyed, or wanting to have an actual conversation.

See also: Bad boyfriend

"I wanted to talk to my boyfriend about the rent, but he had his headphones in, and music too loud. He's such an annoying boyfriend."

by IvyShadow February 10, 2017

canadian boyfriend

Any item (a gift, an assigned task, a report) promised to a co-worker, friend, or superior that, by virtue of continued broken promises to deliver, becomes ostensibly fictional.
Derived from the popular American practice of deflecting unwanted romantic advances or ridicule resulting from singlehood, by referring to a fictional boyfriend or girlfriend living "in Canada."

Friend 1: Hey, has Andrea bought you a birthday present yet?
Friend 2: Nope. She says she has one for me, but she keeps "forgetting it at home." Honestly? I think it's a Canadian Boyfriend.

by HarrietSpy February 28, 2006