SBC (Senior Bacon Cheeseburger)

Anyone familiar with the fast food chain Wendys is most likely also familiar with the JBC, or junior bacon cheeseburger. Costing only 99 cents apiece, these babies give the average joe by far the best bang for his(or her) buck. The SBC is two JBC's stacked, and then flattened to fit in the mouth. Some modifications include a layer of ketchup or mayo between the two burgers, but really anything is possible. This invention is thought to have originated in the East Coast state of Maryland, somewhere near the town of Elkridge, by a MR. C...but its origins are not definitely known.

YO, Jimmy just pounded THREE SBC's!!

by nh January 28, 2005

bacon mudgaurds

the outer lips of the female genitalia

look at the bacon mudgaurds on that

by andy_c_in_da_house September 26, 2006

Bacon Handy

When having 3 way sex with a plump or fat girl doggie style, her friend or other participants give a handjob to the person penetrating the girl from behind while the sex is at its peak.

"I was nailin fat Suzy from behind and her friend jumped in and started stroking my shaft while we were getting it on"

"oh snap nice one dude, you got a bacon handy!"

by Oscar Wyld August 25, 2011

bacon condom

The bacon condom; the act of thrusting one's erect penis into a woman's anus/vaginal opening and then inserting a hand in the opposite hole. This is followed by masturbation, all the while beimg within her body. Upon ejaculation, seman leaks slowly out of the respective hole, like fat when cooking bacon. Thus is formed, the bacon condom.

Keir: holy shit dude, check out that ass to leg ratio on that female!
Karl: yeah man, I think I'll have to try out the bacon condom on her!

by By Kanada Scot December 3, 2013

Back Bacon

A game where you mount or jump on the back of a police officer for as long as possible.

Hey john, im bored, wanna beat the back bacon record of 23secs? " Yeah ,sure. I know where they chill

by Daffron June 14, 2010

Grief Bacon

Excess weight gained from emotion-related overeating.

"Does Donna look different to you?"

"Yeah, since her break up up with Jack, she's gained about 10 pounds of grief bacon."

by Dr. OK January 8, 2012

Crotch Bacon

Sweat that accumulates between the folds of the labia and emits a foul smelling odor.

I worked out for two hours at the gym today and gave myself a bad case of Crotch Bacon

by Tam the Shrew March 10, 2013