Made by Boeing

A joke said in response to when any time something expensive or new breaks, echoing the fact that Boeings planes are made poorly due to them putting money above quality control and safety etc.

My new computer power supply just blew up and fried my expensive build including my brand new RTX 5090. It mustve been made by Boeing…

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing November 20, 2025

Made by Boeing

A joke mocking Boeings poor quality control. The joke is said as a response to when products or components fail unexpectedly or perform substandard.

"I don't understand! We have the exact same FPV racing drones, why is yours better and faster than mine?"

"Must’ve been made by Boeing, mate."

"Fucking budget cuts!"

- Two Aussies racing their FPV drones around an abandoned factory in Queensland

"This circuit board fried to the shithouse. Hmm. Must’ve been made by Boeing."

by smoking & vaping is for losers November 20, 2025

If it’s Boeing i’m not going

What crybaby airbus glazers yell out when someone talks about a 737 MAX 9. They also say the DC-10 and MD-11 are flying coffins. They would rather die than board a Boeing 787.

Me: My favorite plane is the Boeing 777. Love the A38-
PTFS kid: IF IT’S BOEING I’M NOT GOING!!!!!!
Me: Do you want me to crash a Boeing into your location?
PTFS kid: I WOULD RATHER DIE THAN BOARD A BOEING.
Me: omg bro actually sthu.
Friend: what were u gonna say now?
Me: my other favorites are also the A380 and the DC-10.
PTFS kid: FLYING COFFIN! HATE THE DC-10!
Me: hey friend, get me the gun
Friend: ok.

by tayy77 January 10, 2026