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Jiffy-Blunt

A spliff-joint attached to the end of a blunt, creating a smoking experience that transitions from joint to spliff to blunt. Can be quite large, and typically require a number of folks to finish.
You wanna smoke a jiffy-blunt? I just got all this dank bud and wanna role it up for everyone

Yeah man, that sounds dope. I'll roll the spliff-joint, you role the blunt.

Indeed, we did win sectionals.
by VC-MUNX June 6, 2011
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Butt blunt

The left over remnants of a miss aimed wipe after taking a crap. Where the front edge of the TP gets caught between the sticky moist surface of you inner ass crack and the wipeing motion of you dominant shit cleaning hand. Then breaks off lodging itself in between your butt cheeks, only to be deployed at an embarrassing momment (e.g, droping your pants in a public restroom, gaping your ass in the doggystle position, or playing trickery on a TSA officer as they spread you for inspection and they think they have a winner)
I just found a butt blunt on the floor of the bathroom at work
by Tinabiotch November 10, 2015
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Emily Blunt

the legend the queen the emily blunt. team blonde and brunette may rise, ombré sit down please. she claims to be a dinosaur towards social media but..... anyways she is our british icon and will always be, ooh and that side profile no one could ever top that. SHE’S PERFECT
nicki minaj: ayo bring in the blunt emily blunt
blunto: no no i’m gonna ignore you just like i did with chris martin
by kraninki April 10, 2020
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blunt drunk

When you get too high you can't swallow a hit from a blunt.
Becky got so blunt drunk while hotboxing in the car with Madeleine.
by Eminem420 April 3, 2017
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struggle blunt

When you got that fatty and your boy be acting like he got blunts too, and pulls out a toothpick
I couldn’t believe he matched my fine cohiba with a struggle blunt
by David Cejmer October 16, 2017
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Bear Blunt

A thicc blunt that makes you eat all your food and puts you to sleep for 7.5 months
“Where’s noe?”
“He’s still sleeping after that bear blunt he smoked last night
by PasteyWhiteBoy69 January 18, 2020
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Blunt talking

When your smoking a blunt and your so high and everyone’s talking and your there smoking and letting the blunt do all the talking
Me jake and jimmy were smoking a blunt and all I see rn is jimmy just blunt talking
by SemajSmokes November 28, 2018
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