A spliff-joint attached to the end of a blunt, creating a smoking experience that transitions from joint to spliff to blunt. Can be quite large, and typically require a number of folks to finish.
You wanna smoke a jiffy-blunt? I just got all this dank bud and wanna role it up for everyone
Yeah man, that sounds dope. I'll roll the spliff-joint, you role the blunt.
Indeed, we did win sectionals.
Yeah man, that sounds dope. I'll roll the spliff-joint, you role the blunt.
Indeed, we did win sectionals.
by VC-MUNX June 6, 2011

The left over remnants of a miss aimed wipe after taking a crap. Where the front edge of the TP gets caught between the sticky moist surface of you inner ass crack and the wipeing motion of you dominant shit cleaning hand. Then breaks off lodging itself in between your butt cheeks, only to be deployed at an embarrassing momment (e.g, droping your pants in a public restroom, gaping your ass in the doggystle position, or playing trickery on a TSA officer as they spread you for inspection and they think they have a winner)
by Tinabiotch November 10, 2015

the legend the queen the emily blunt. team blonde and brunette may rise, ombré sit down please. she claims to be a dinosaur towards social media but..... anyways she is our british icon and will always be, ooh and that side profile no one could ever top that. SHE’S PERFECT
nicki minaj: ayo bring in the blunt emily blunt
blunto: no no i’m gonna ignore you just like i did with chris martin
blunto: no no i’m gonna ignore you just like i did with chris martin
by kraninki April 10, 2020

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by PasteyWhiteBoy69 January 18, 2020

When your smoking a blunt and your so high and everyone’s talking and your there smoking and letting the blunt do all the talking
by SemajSmokes November 28, 2018
