Tiddley At the Milk Bar 

To be drunk

Jimmy: I’m drunk
Peter: you’re not drunk: tha is Tiddley at the Milk Bar
Jimmy: tha’s right - I’m so tiddley that I could eat a donner kebab, and I’m vegetarian pal!

Tiddley At the Milk Bar by FROM LEEDS April 25, 2023

Throw yourself at the ground and miss 

To do this, you must throw yourself down at the ground as hard as you can, and somehow not hit the ground by flinging yourself out of the Earth's orbit and fucking dying.

Throw yourself at the ground and miss

Throw yourself at the ground and miss by big fat diarrhea boi September 24, 2020

pointing percy at the porcelain 

The act of pointing one's penis towards the toilet bowl whilst standing. Usually accompanied by urination.

"Jeff, your dinner's ready!"

"Give me a minute! I'm just pointing percy at the porcelain!"

pointing percy at the porcelain by John Superman December 6, 2013

poppin off at the gums 

Saying you wanna fight but not doing anything.

Lisa was poppin off at the gums at gym today.

poppin off at the gums by TheREALBADBOY September 6, 2014

Are you at the shooting range

Being stupid

Bro, Dalton “are you at the shooting range”

Are you at the shooting range by Dcov3 July 4, 2019

i can type without looking at the keyboard 

The first thing that comes to your mind while trying to type without looking at google.

*looks up and starts typing aggressively* "i can type without looking at the keyboard"

i can type without looking at the keyboard by Mama's Mia November 22, 2019

Bad day at the office

Not necessarily how its seems. I personally use it as a description of not a good result, day, outcome whatever.

"Bad day at the office?" reply " yeah something like that"

Or " How are you?" Response "... bad day at the office"

Bad day at the office by Moscow Woman July 1, 2020