National Grab an Ass day

The day where you can grab your friends ass, boy or girl, with getting into legal trouble. This spectacular day is February 20th
Did you just grab my ass? I’m calling the cops! You can’t call the cops... it’s National Grab an Ass day
by ssssssssssssnnnnmal February 20, 2020
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grab ass day part 2

It is the second part of grab ass day it is April 12
It’s grab ass day part 2
by My king black night April 11, 2019
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May 5-8 grab ass day

go and grab your girls ass even if its from a duke hug or not take a chunk of that ass
Bf: guess what today is
Gf: what ?
Bf: GRAB ASS DAY

may 5-8 grab ass day ! go hug her from the behind aswell she gon love that shit too trust
by imunknownbitchduhh May 05, 2025
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National slap juba's ass day

29 september is the day when you can slap juba's ass without consequence.
Me: juba let me slap that thicc ass, its national slap juba's ass day!
Juba: Come here daddy!!!
Me: *slap*
by juba's ass lover September 28, 2022
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Smack the homies ass day

Smack the homies ass day: Smak the homies ass day is a day on november 29th where it is legal and socially acceptable to smack your freinds ass angrily at any time.
Person 1: Hey
Person 2: *SMACKS ASS ANGRILY*
Person 1: Happy smack the homies ass day
by bungerwithmayoandcheese February 16, 2024
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Phat ass day

On fat ass day you WILL get a phat ass.
This is a holiday americans celebrate every april 12th with joy. This originated in 400 b.c when the greek gods gave eachother hot steamy lap dances and one of them said "well goddamn u have a phat ass"
Refumiuswechelfegalteanwearq: its phat ass day
You: yay
by Pppooper32 April 12, 2022
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