Ultimate Derp

A sexy man, the only one of his kind. He has a derpy face, but he's really cute. You won't go wrong if you choose to love this sexy man. He spends his days jerking off to porn and talking to his friends.

Watch out! Ultimate Derp is jerking off again! BOOM!

by TheOnlyWasp April 17, 2018

Derp

1)Some one who is a either a retard or stupid looking

2) Something random to say in a awkward situation

Look at that guy being a derp.

That derp is giving me eye cancer from looking at him.

Person: I'm Bi

Person 2: DERP

by Moosic June 10, 2016

Derping

A term used for someone who is scared and coughing

“This Halloween a trick or treater scared me and I couldn’t stop derping”

by IamASadWeirdMan December 3, 2020

bruh derp t-pose

bruh derp t-pose: a statement used for when you want to be very cringe.
It was created by Casey Wong Sepetdjian from Scarborough Toronto Ontario Canada

Lol fr bro… bruh derp t-pose

by asianmann April 30, 2024

Derp

A goof, someone stupid or rather tarded.

Friend: Why are you being such a derp.
Me: Uwhahuwhwhuahw
Friend: I’m glad that brick hit you.

by Ekishier May 29, 2022

Blanket Derping

To derp indiscriminately. To derp without control.

Have you seen my derp face? I was blanket derping in English class.

by FedoraWithFeathers May 27, 2012

derping

scared and coughing

"See? All that derping for nothing." -CallMeKevin

by dawnlemon December 3, 2020