When to take a shit so large it comes out like a bloody watermelon. These will sometimes tare the insides causing a huge bloody mess.
Adam, Nikki just took the largest bloody watermelon I've ever seen. It won't even go down the toilet!!
by Jimmy Dean Jellybeans May 20, 2017
What appears to be a watermelon doink
by Dirty ROOSKIE October 18, 2017
A girl who got herself pregnant but doesn't want to tell anyone so she tells everyone she swallowed a watermelon seed and it grew into a watermelon in her stomache, and it looks like she's pregnant.
Guy 1: Sheniqua has been getting fatter lately.
Guy 2: Is she preggo?
Guy 3: Yeah, but she tellin' everyone she a watermelon planter.
Guy 1: Smart.
Guy 2: Is she preggo?
Guy 3: Yeah, but she tellin' everyone she a watermelon planter.
Guy 1: Smart.
by SrivedioYellsALot May 14, 2017
Student 1:Wow that quiz was easy
Student 2:Yeah it was almost like having to Knife the watermelon
Student 1:What?
Student 2:Yeah it was almost like having to Knife the watermelon
Student 1:What?
by Tyf555 March 16, 2021
A song that has blessed the worlds ears by our king Harry styles. It probably does not mean what we all think it does. It tastes like strawberries on a summer evening (don't mistake it with a summer night, that is the wrong taste). Oh, and it sounds just like a song.
Avery: Have you heard of Watermelon Sugar?
Karen: The drug? If it is drugs are VERY bad!!
Avery: You uncultured crusty, musty, dusty, totally not unique, seen before, NOT show stopping, dirty, stinky, linty belly button looking ass Karen.
Karen: The drug? If it is drugs are VERY bad!!
Avery: You uncultured crusty, musty, dusty, totally not unique, seen before, NOT show stopping, dirty, stinky, linty belly button looking ass Karen.
by ur local alt teen August 22, 2020