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Taco Mess

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A Latin-based language used mostly in Spain and many countries in Latin America. Spanish is also very widely spoken in parts of the Pacific and Africa.
CB Walker: I don't know what you're sayin! Don't call here speakin that taco mess! I don't understand it! Speak English here!
by CB Walker
by C.B Walker October 27, 2008
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Taco Bar

The rare but possible female teabag where any part of the female genitalia is pressed against another person's face, typically while sleeping or heavily sedated from drugs or alcohol.
When she got out the shower, she gave me a taco bar. I couldn't complain.

The 'ho passed out, so all of her friends gave her a taco bar.

There's nothing like waking up to a warm taco bar.
by Trav1s April 22, 2008
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Taco

Sexual intercourse between a man and a women. "When he puts his beef in her taco."
Random Generic Guy # 1: Hey man, what are you doing later tonight?
Random Generic Guy # 2: Oh I'm just going to have a taco with my girl friend.

Random Generic Guy # 1: Dude, I Did Not Need To Know That!

Random Generic Guy # 2: Hey man, you taco with your girl friend too.
by the_under_dog August 9, 2007
mugGet the Tacomug.

Canadian Taco

When a guy pours maple syrup on his lady's vagina before he goes down on her.
"Last night, my girl wasn't so "fresh" so I decided if she wanted me to go eat her out, it'd have to be a canadian taco"
by Tina Tacco May 6, 2014
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Titty taco

A tit fuck involving the use of taco sauce and lettuce as lubricant. The titties therefore create the "taco shell" and it is up to you to supply the meat and sour cream.
PersonA: Dude, what is that smell? It smells like a Mexican restaurant.
Person B: I just recently executed a titty taco, and that sir, is the well-earned smell of victory.
by mr.sanchez25 September 26, 2011
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Bush Taco

(n) An Australian bush delicacy where a turd is placed in a leaf and consumed.
Bush Man: Ey cobba what's for lunch?

Drover: Bush Taco's Mate!
by ajacks7553 February 24, 2009
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Taco Biscuit

Just like it sounds. A girl with a huge Pink Taco (Vagina) that looks like a can of biscuits exploded in the sun in 100 degree heat and it's Extremely large, fluffy, doughy, and sticky.
Randy took off Shaniquea's skirt and screamed "damn girl I can't eat that huge Taco Biscuit" and ran out the door scared. Never again will he be able to look at another Vagina the same way.
by SassyJax01 November 2, 2011
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