Jacob

Jacob's are little bitches. They always complain, there sad, because they are so damn lonely. Jacob's insult other people to bring themselves joy.
Damn that dude is a little complaining bitch, yeah that's a classic jacob right there.
by Zztopzipper October 21, 2019
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Jacob

A tall dude with freckles a tiny cock and huge feet. He finds himself funny but all the cheerleaders think he's autistic. His favorite thing to do is to break out his tweasers and jerk off his uncircumcised dick.
Jacob is not snipped
by C's hqhdhdbhd November 14, 2018
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Jacob

Jacob is a very, very annoying person. He is a major douche bag, and no one likes him. Everyone hates him literally. He yells too much. He gets in trouble a lot. Why is he even alive?
Hey, you Jacob, kill yourself.
by Wanna one September 09, 2017
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Jacob

someone who you would regreat losing
they may not be your prince charming on the outside but they are on the inside.
has anger issues but can be super sweet,
once you get to know them you wont ever forget
person: hes ugly
me: no hes not the knight in shining armor but hes my jacob
by Hanna the llama July 15, 2017
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Jacob is a gigantic self-loving jerk with the mentality of a two-year old. He will go out of his way to be a jerk to anyone who doesn't agree with him. He tries to act cool in front of his friends but it never works. He get very embarrassed if anyone sees him with his family. If you know a guy named Jacob he's probably a dick.
Jacob is a jerk.
Jacob isn't cool.
Jacob is a nerd.
by WeirdoBeardoIsAWeirdo January 29, 2019
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jacob's

Cockney Rhyming Slang for Testicles.....origin : Jacobs Cream Crackers (Knackers) - Jacobs Cream Cracker Biscuits perhaps the best known of all UK plain Cracker Biscuits
'Do exactly as I ask, or I'll cut your f*cking Jacob's off!"
by Boxhead Of Oz February 28, 2016
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