callum shannon

callum shannnon is when you strog your self voilently and scream ayy yooo while you do it

i callum shannon all over jack mathew

by hamish barren August 18, 2024

Callum

The best boyfriend ever and gives the best kisses and cuddles and and will watch movies with you all day and make you listen to Eminem and eats too many chineses from work and pot noodles

Caitlin loves Callum because he’s the best boyfriend ever

by Craigggggggggg November 8, 2018

callum

a guy who wants a girl named faye but cant get here because he got rejected

callum was rejected twice by faye

by P.A.P.P.I.E November 7, 2019

Callum

A highly funny individual who is trying to use this amazing sense of humour for fame on tiktok (@skelm)

have you followed Callum on tiktok yet?

No, but I should, his username is @skelm right?

Yes

by skelmcallum January 14, 2020

Callum

callums corner has diminished the reputation of this name by making that horrible song and any callum at some point in his life will say "hey is that my ORANGE jUIceE"

callum is a bit spesh

by I hate concerts May 15, 2021

Callum

ling ling who will litteraly take gorlock the destroyer to bed callum is that desperate. stay tf away from him if you wanna keep your v card. oh and your dick (he tends to rip them off) not to mention hisfantasies about having a threesome with Joe Biden and Kim Jong Un.

callum will slap yo cheeks boi better watch out

by MyTingBushyDownThere November 3, 2024

Callum

Cracked, insane

Callum is cracked and not a capper

by Hannah apparently June 6, 2022