March 22

March 22nd, kick your tallest guy friend in the balls, with permission.

Girl: Yo, it’s March 22nd can I kick your balls?
Boy: ayo, why not

by isimpforkimseungmin October 15, 2021

October 22

Slap your shortest best friends day

tall friend: *October 22 slap*
short friend: hey what was that

tall friend: *shows them this page*

by Revenge Gal October 21, 2019

October 22

Kiss or hug someone romantically day...or just be normal and a human dayyyy

*two people making out*

*others hugging*

(Me): "well it is October 22 so lucky me". *walks away and goes to work*

by Papervolcanobitch October 21, 2019

October 22

The most pretty and nice people are born on this date.

Person 1: Wow, you’re pretty
Person 2: Yeah, that’s because I’m born on October 22

by Kenananan October 14, 2019

December 22

The day that everyone can say "Turtle" randomly when they see people

"Turtle" - number 1
"um what?" - number 2
"its december 22" - number 1
"Turtle" - number 2

by Da.weirdo December 22, 2021

October 22

Be nice to friend wearing Green day day

Person 1: hey is that Green Day
Person 2: yes
Person 1:nice

October 22: be nice to Green day Day

by kirby1234682 October 22, 2019

October 22

National male out with your gf day

Just make out on October 22

by Urboyskinnypene October 21, 2019