Kyle is someone who stocks up on Monster Energy Drinks for all 4 seasons. They play football and are very athletic. They are very energetic and can't seem to stay still. They are 6'11. They smash all the girls that they almost smash as much as Chad.
Goddamn....
Goddamn....
dumb 5'2 jeremy: "chILLOUT, KYLE. Stop drinking all the Monster and Gatorade drinks. We are saving them for the game!"
Chad: "Stfu, Jermery... piece of shit"
Chad: "Stfu, Jermery... piece of shit"
by kooksthetic October 15, 2019
Get the Kylemug. by Green dinosaur June 9, 2019
Get the Kylemug. Kyle “Yo Sonny, can you buy me some Monster Energy Drinks from the store down the street.”
Sonny “No!”
Kyle *Punches through the dry wall in anger*
Sonny “No!”
Kyle *Punches through the dry wall in anger*
by An Asian Sonny October 15, 2019
Get the Kylemug. by Fucking Alex my guy September 4, 2019
Get the Kylemug. Extremely attractive, flirtatious, and narcissistic. Suits, food, and women are his greatest loves. Will be a jerk to you unless you're one of his bros or you're an attractive female (in which case he'll do anything to not let his image be compromised).Tries too hard and doesn't know when to give up, because he can't possibly conceive that anyone could NOT like him. For all his flaws though, not a bad guy.
Bro 1: Hey, did you see Kyle with that new chick? Didn't he just break up with Leslie last week?
Bro 2: Yeah man, don't you know Kyle? That guy's got more game than Don Juan.
Bro 2: Yeah man, don't you know Kyle? That guy's got more game than Don Juan.
by creepin_monster44566 July 11, 2011
Get the Kylemug. 