Alabama hot pocket

The act of placing a pepperoni hot pocket in the microwave for 69 seconds then fucking the hot pocket until you ejaculate then giving the hot pocket to a slutty bitch then forcing her to eat it while she finder's her pussy while your fucking her in the ass.

"Bro last night I gave you mom an Alabama Hot Pocket"
"Dude ask your sister if she liked that Alabama Hot Pocket I gave her last weekend"

by bitcheslovesosa March 8, 2014

Belgium Hot-pocket

When you shit into a girls mouth and then she gives you head.

Dude! i just gave this chick a belgium hot-pocket!

EW.... thats nasty

by kjjasfbdejbfkewf August 17, 2010

The Alabama hot pocket

When you finish in you mother than spread her leg wide open and shit in her pussy

Charles- hey did you give you mom the Alabama hot pocket last night
Me- yeah she appreciated the fat juicy turd I left in her

by Mrcheesyweiner January 7, 2021

hungarian hot pocket

When one puts his bloody shit inside a women's vagina and then fuck it until ejaculation.

Jimmy was having a gi bleed so he thought what better than performing a Hungarian hot pocket

by J money September 23, 2015

Asian Hot Pocket

Before having sex with a chick, you take a shit in her vagina then you proceed to fuck her.

Dude this chick I was with last night wanted me to give her the Asian Hot Pocket.

by cope_man October 25, 2009

Australian Hot pocket

To take a shit on a girls pussy and use the poop for lube. Thus making her pussy very warm and gooey like a hotpocket.

Dude, you Australian hot pocketed her that must have been nasty.

by UPKPP April 26, 2009

The Flushing Hot Pocket

The Flushing Hot Pocket is a special maneuver that involves defecating into a woman's vagina and then fucking that vagina. The "Flushing" portion of the maneuver occurs when the woman expels both shit & semen into the toilet after ejaculation.

Scott B. will never experience The Flushing Hot Pocket, but he may have liked a reverse Flushing Hot Pocket.

by Troy Suresh October 16, 2008