Sus monkey

A monkey that is sus in hit 2018 game Among us, usually yellow

You (A stupid moron): The Sus monkey stole my girlfriend.
Friend: Is that a reference to the hit 2018 game Among us?

by KoolAidsHomosapien March 4, 2021

Swamp Monkey

The American politicians in Washington D. C. Particularly the ones in Congress

A. Hey bill did you hear they're raising our taxes again
B. What a bunch of Swamp Monkeys

by Toad30712 April 10, 2021

Monkey nuts

Dominic has testicles that hang like two aired up basketballs in a trash bag they feel so good in your mouth you’ll end up spitting on his testicles and sucking on them

I got yo girl on top riding me with my dick in her but while her best friend is sucking on my monkey nuts

by Deeep sea sex May 5, 2021

Monkey shoes

Shoes With a big ass monkey on them

Person 1: oh shit nice monkey shoes

Person 2: thanks bro

by Yomommafat July 20, 2022

Butt Monkey

A man that never does his expense report and lies to his wife delaying the expense report by a year and a half.

David is a butt monkey.

by Nurtletheturtle May 10, 2022

monkey springs

A black man's pubic hairs

I went to the bathroom, and Ty left his monkey springs all over the floor.

by Chefs kiss November 18, 2022

Vanilla Monkey

A white person that acts like a black person.

Jaden is a vanilla monkey.

by Lewis90 December 31, 2021