Sped monkey

Someone who is named Noah and likes men is an example of someone who is sped.

YOUR A FUCKING SPED MONKEY! bob

by susboi2 May 24, 2022

grease-monkey

most dirtiest, greasiet, smelliest person you know

rachel is such a grease-monkey

by ci4r4L0L November 28, 2020

Travis the Monkey

Travis the Monkey is a naughty chimpanzee who tore off some chicks face and got shot

Dude 1 : "Yo you heard of Travis the Monkey"

Dude 2 : "Yeah he fucking ripped off his owner's friend's face like a feral barbarian"

Dude 1 : "Gnarly dude"

by uelhades February 2, 2021

Monkey watch

A really bad watch, that runs on rhythm instead of actual seconds.

I bought a watch today, but it turned out to be a Monkey watch!

by C.P. Cumber February 26, 2021

Sus monkey

A monkey that is sus in hit 2018 game Among us, usually yellow

You (A stupid moron): The Sus monkey stole my girlfriend.
Friend: Is that a reference to the hit 2018 game Among us?

by KoolAidsHomosapien March 4, 2021

Swamp Monkey

The American politicians in Washington D. C. Particularly the ones in Congress

A. Hey bill did you hear they're raising our taxes again
B. What a bunch of Swamp Monkeys

by Toad30712 April 10, 2021

Monkey Massage

The act of picking foreign substances off of another's back, much like a monkey.

Hey man could you give me a monkey massage?

by Garfibromyalgia May 18, 2021