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Wake and Cake

It is very similar to wake and bake except with cocaine. It's a powerful wish, to wake up and do a line. You BLOW out the candles on your birthday. There fore every one knows you extend the weekend one day longer for 'wake and cake' right El Don, said Dizzle. The world is changing. Back to the 1970's disco era of wake and cake. It's a reverse revolution. Kids want to snort Adderall, and watch porn. When really a wake and cake is the mediation around.
All the Jewish dealers in the hood wouldn't sell me any blow on Sunday. Because it is day of rest. So I had to wait till Monday morning to wake and cake. Later, Cube. Then let's go get some frosting to go with that cake.
by ShimDizzle April 14, 2014
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Lava caking

The act of defecating on a penis whilst inside of an anus
She started lava caking on me right before I was about to bust inside her butthole!
by Spanky pervert September 27, 2024
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Florida Canal Cake

When two homeless men find a Florida canal. First homeless man gets on all fours pointing his butt at the canal, the other straddles him in the same direction and poops down the first homeless man crack. The turd flows down and hits the water. The water is then used to make Walmart cake.
“Dude, if I’m going to your birthday I’m not having that Florida Canal Cake.”

“If I have to eat Florida Canal Cake, I’m going to leave the party
by 29072201 July 8, 2018
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Chocolate cake

Chocolate cake is super delicious. It’s good with any kind of icing. It is super chocolaty and never tastes bad. It’s even good if it’s vegan. I think I’m in love with chocolate cake.
Mommy can I get vanilla cake for my birthday?

NO chocolate cake is the best!!! You can only get chocolate cake.
by Turtles-or_frogs July 31, 2021
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cheese cake cup

When you jizz in a mason jar then shove it up your girls ass and she breaks it by clenching her ass
I’m gonna give her that cheese cake cup tonight
by Slayrodt July 30, 2018
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Sunshine cake

The act where the one smears cake frosting on their own ass and jumps onto the others sleeping face.
I gave my boyfriend a sunshine cake morning.
by anonymous July 3, 2025
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Pan-cakes

cake made in a pan, fluffy and yummy
Pan-cakes are fluffy and yummy and tastes amazing
by PhantomOfNyx March 25, 2022
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