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Bus a nut day

Friday is the official day of nut busting. Due to the fact that Friday is tuna sub day at subway, and tuna sub is bus a nut backwards. This officially makes every Friday a day for ladies and gents to celebrate and bus some nuts!
Friend one: yo I’m hungry, what are we gonna eat.
Friend 2: it’s bus a nut day so let’s hit up subway and then we’ll go to the brothel and penetrate many girls with our penises
by Jfaulken June 6, 2018
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michigan cup nut

During sexual intercourse; the male locates a red solo cup shoves it up his significant others ass then jacks off into the shit stained cup. He finds pleasure in this action by dumping the shitty cum filled cup into the others vagina, or cockhole if it is gay sex.
I gave Patricia Ricketts the Michigan Cup Nut after she ate at my families table.
by realnigga16 August 16, 2017
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oh my nut

An exclamation made when something is so beautiful or satisfying it rivals ejaculation
*Jim tries his Grandmother's cookies* "Oh my nut these are good"
*After watching a beautiful goal/pass/catch* "Oh my nut"
by Nippopotamus December 16, 2017
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Banana nut time

A question asked by a female to a male, either as a offer for a blowjob or handjob OR questioning whether he's about to blow his load.
SHE: "Banana nut time?"
HE: "Almost..."

OR

SHE: "Banana nut time?"
HE: "Hmm... y'know... why not? I just finished a large breakfast so why not relax?"
by Ariane Speedwagon April 7, 2009
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honey no nut cheerios

When you put a box of Honey Nut Cheerios in your underwear to stop you from nutting. This ritual is usually only done on November, but it is also used as a punishment from parents when they catch their kids nutting.
Joel: My mom caught me nutting, so she gave me some Honey No Nut Cheerios.
Vince: Ah man, that's pretty embarrassing.
by john stromboli September 7, 2020
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Nut Sack Knitting

When a guys pubes are so long that you can braid or knit them together.
Lauren: Dude Ed needs to do some serious manscaping!
Karen: Why's that?
Lauren: Cuz I could give him a good Nut Sack Knitting, his pubes are so long!
by MamaDucket February 26, 2009
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Windy Nut-sack

Windy Nut-Sack when your testicles shrink from the wind on your sack
Hey Anth I have a windy nut-sack.
by jhbjhbhjbjhb October 7, 2020
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