John Teacher

A bulky man who loves green, and talks about his cats nonstop. His main students are Claire and Sarah. Goes on his phone while he gives us 91876 assignments to do in 45 minutes.

"Complete the 91876 assignments in 45 minutes, or it becomes homework!" John Teacher screeched, in his raspy voice

by Milkis Official September 29, 2020

Dirty John

When you empty a milo tin, leave a steaming turd at the bottom then refill the tin with milo.

I just gave the milo tin a dirty John. Can’t for the lads to enjoy their ‘hot chocolate’.

by Surfguy September 13, 2020

John-Paul

a very funny person and great to be around. all the girls love a John-Paul. he is quiet when you first meet him but once you get know him, hes funny, talented, and hot. Dont forget a John-Paul also has the best drip.

omg its John-Paul he so fine!!!

by sheeeeeeeeshhhhhhh May 27, 2021

The John Wilkinson Bowl Challenge

The John Wilkinson Bowl Challenge Consists Of: A Bowl Filled With One Gram Of Indica Like Purp, Some Keef (enough to cover the top and cigarette tobacco, enough to cover middle of the bowl. You Pack it, Light it and In Order To Successfully Complete The John Wilkinson Bowl Challenge You Have To Clear The Whole Bowl In One Hit and Exhale A Haze Of Smoke Thick Enough To Cover Your Surrounding Enviorment, Like Your Face.

Person 1: John Smoked A Whole Bowl Of 1 Gram Of Weed, Keef, And Tobacco yet some how manage to clear it in ONE HIT!
Person 2: Thats crazy! The John Wilkinson Bowl Challenge FTW!

by SirSource August 5, 2020

John Corduroy

A man who despises anything other than corduroy pants. He has the ability to infinitely generate corduroy pants, and morph them into any recognizable man-made object. The source of all of his corduroy pants is unknown.

HE HATES SLACKS.

Guy 1: We need to hide, man. I heard John Corduroy just escaped from the Slack Slammer.
Guy 2: OH SHIT OH FUCKING ASS HELL OH SHIT

John Corduroy: I'm kill.

by Brinefender January 13, 2024

John Paul Jones

John Paul Jones is the best mecha tree waifu magical girl from anime who’s also a stalker yandere tsundere kidnapper

It's John Paul Jones

by Deakia The Fox November 10, 2019

John

A person who's brain never works and uses it as an excuse when he does something dumb.

Damn, my friend is such a John. He said he forgot how to take notes because his brain didn't work.

by LargeBowlOfRamen November 23, 2021