do-stuff-er

A person who participates in sexual acts

CJ is a do-stuff-er.

by James Britch July 10, 2009

do dad on the mowmow

The object of which you desire on an object of witch you do not want to try and reach.

"Hey hand me that do dad on the mowmow!"

by the evil midget July 22, 2009

doing crosswords and drinking tea

Acting like a 50 year old man when you're only a college student.

Josh is doing crosswords and drinking tea in his dorm room.

by CaptDan January 17, 2011

can we do thingz

asking your girl if you can fuck her anal along with usual sexual intercourse before you have sex usually a text depending on whats up or whos around or from bathroom after shower while she waits naked in bed for you. can also apply to anal sex on her period.

hey my cock is so hard can we do thingz. or can i do thingz to you.

by Russertafukk December 19, 2018

Do you like apples

A rhetorical question asked to a female and no matter the answer the next question is "do you wanna go fuck?"

A great first question to ask in a bar - if she makes a face and slaps you she is a stuck up bitch, but if she says "sure" shes a Hoebag. Eather way you know what kind of girl your talking to.

Tom " Hey Jenny, do you like apples?" Jenny "No but I like strawberries, and they are in season." Tom "No shit, do you wanna go fuck?"

by Un10nCarb1d4 December 16, 2010

Do not eat my dick

Say this when you don't want someone to eat your dick.

Do not eat my dick, you have facial herpes.

Do not eat my dick, I'm not into cannibalism.

by pookypanties January 16, 2009

do you want a fight?

If someone says something that really pisses you off or just in general conversation when you have nothing better to say just use this phrase:

Do you want a fight? Huh? Do ya?

alternatively

Are you looking for a fight? 'Cause you just found one, bitch!

by Jonny 6 KEFW October 28, 2007