ass discharge

The discharge that is secreted from the anus

Bigs: Yo can you hang tonight?
Deuce: Na man, I gotta lotta ass discharge to take care of.

by DeuceFactor October 6, 2013

Ass-pass

When a person new to snowboarding or skiing passes faster than an experienced person, sliding on their ass, as a result of falling.

To move faster than someone on your butt. Commonly seen or experienced while snowboarding or skiing.

While snowboarding in the back country, I thought I saw a Honey badger chasing me out of the corner of my eye, but it was just Tony ass-passing me.

by Bataleonist February 4, 2012

MUNGIE ASS

A WORTHLESS PERSON THAT RUNS THERE MOUTH AND KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT EVERYTHING, ONE WHO CAN SIT AROUND AND DO NOTHING ALL DAY AND SAYS THEY WORK 60 HOURS A WEEK BUT IN REALITY ONLY WORKS 23 HOURS A WEEK, SOMEONE THAT HAS THERE HEAD SO FAR UP THERE ASS THEY CANT SEE LIGHT,
SOMEONE THAT LEAVES THERE FRIENDS HANGING

DIRTY, WORTHLESS, BROKE ASS, LOW LIFE, NO COMMON SENSE

PERSON 1- I TRIED TO SEE WHAT MIKE WAS DOING TODAY BUT HE'S BEING SUCH A MUNGIE ASS.
PERSON 2- YA MIKE HAS NO COMMON SENSE HE IS A MUNGIE ASS.

PERSON 1- HE DROPPED OFF HIS SHIT FOR ME TO WORK ON THIS WEEK, ITS ALL DONE NOW AND STILL CANT GET AHOLD OF HIM TO COME AND PAY ME
PERSON 2- I WONDER WHY HE IS BEING SUCH A MUNGIE ASS.

PERSON 1- HEY, YOU SHOULD COME HANG OUT TONIGHT
PERSON 2- NAH I THINK IM GONNA SIT AT HOME AND BE A MUNGIE ASS TODAY

by MUNGIE February 19, 2012

Ass Douche

noun: A clever derivative of Douche or Douche bag, used to avoid sounding like said vaginal sanitation article instead of using the same overused, xbox live, twelve year-old insult again and again with no clever follow up.

Verb: Something most pop-stars, hookers, and Ned Baddy do every day to avoid rectal infection.

Obnoxious idiot: Yea, well I did your mom last night!

You: Ass Douche

Obnoxous idiot: ........ (head explodes while trying to think of a comeback, which he knows is impossible)

by drifter45 November 6, 2011

Douche ass

a term given to people who think they have made up there own word like douchinator

same as douche bag

Man what a douche ass, he thinks he make up the word douchinator.

by lj_allday November 16, 2011

back of ass

Terrible smelling, like warm, stale, canned ass, but worse. Nasty!

I know that you guys are used to your apartments smelling like back of ass, but don't trash my place.

by Mark Hopewell September 13, 2004

ass chatter

When one has gas that produces a series of short, loud farts.

The Taco Bell I ate for lunch gave me a bad case of the ass chatter.

by Mr. Bubblehead March 22, 2005