arithmetic dog

A dog that walks on three legs and carries one.

I should have consulted with the arithmetic dog before ordering the metal for my project, he always remembers to carry the one.

by meat_man April 28, 2010

Dog Run

A dog run is a leisurely walk or jog that you use as an excuse to go to people's houses (usually friends) to pet their dogs. Depending in circumstance one may buy dog treats to appeal to the dog which leads to the owner admitting you to their house.

Last week I went on a dog run because I needed affection from a friend and mainly their dog.

by SomeActualStrangerYouKnow June 30, 2018

stripper dog

An old man who is well past the age when any woman
would have sex with him but still acts like a young stud in a
strip club.
A fat guy who is too obese to have sex but pays young naked strippers to rub themselves all over his immense belly.
A loser with no friends who's only interaction with other
humans is the dancers at the neighborhood club.

Sally:" Did you see Grandpa? He's all dressed up!"
Bob: " He's going to the strip club to throw our inheritence
at the dancers, he's become such a stripper dog since Grandma
died."

by jsd9632 January 7, 2012

Dogging Off

To put down or disrespect a person, treating them as such, like a dog. Similar to mugging off.

I'm sorry but I felt he really deserved to be dogged off like a pro. Maybe he should grab his leash while he's out there and I can take him for a walk, considering how badly I dogged him off?

by Ryanfuss January 1, 2011

cheese dog

When after eating a bag of cheetos, proceeding to jack off furiously without washing one's hands, resulting in cheeto residue to encrust one's penis in a layer of orange greatness.

Wow that bag of cheetos was delicious. Oh god the Kate Upton Game of War commercial just came on. I have no time to wash up, I'm gonna have to give myself a cheese dog!

by Swaggatroniousrex January 26, 2015

Dogs or Cats

I think dogs are better honestly cause cats hate me but i like anyones opinion

Do you like dogs or cats?

by Smalf January 8, 2022

Dogs Bollocks

Dogs Bollocks is a Digital Web Development Agency in Knutsford, Cheshire, that uses the rather widely used vulgar slang phrase.

Dogs Bollocks | Web Development & Marketing

by mrchessplayer22 January 23, 2018