national send a dick pic day

everyday .

if u get sent this you owe them a dick pic immediately.

yoooo my girl just sent me this !! guess im gonna have to send a dick pic ! immediately! right at this second because it is national send a dick pic day !
national send a dick pic means send one . right now.

by twinkletoes54 October 28, 2020

National Hold crushes hand day

On this day you get a freebie to go up to your crush and hold their hand

It’s national hold crushes hand day, so can I hold yours?

by The best animaljammer September 25, 2019

national kiss your crush day

on october 25th , you have to kiss your crush. It could be on the cheek or if your bold , on the lips 😝

guy 1: Bro ima kiss my crush tomorrow
guy 2: why ?
guy 1: it’s national kiss your crush day !!
guy 2: I guess i will too

by Jadenw0045 October 16, 2019

national dick sucking day iii

The third occasion of National Dick Sucking Day, occurring on October 12th every year.

Ron: Man, I sure gobbled a whole shitload of knobs on National Dick Sucking Day III.

Abe: Same bro. I love celebrating all of the 365 non-consecutive and independent occurrences of National Dick Sucking Day every year!

by Hammer of Jesus April 14, 2019

National fuck your ex day

Me: wanna fuck
Ex: I told you not to talk to me an noooooo
Me: but it’s June 18 national fuck your ex day
Ex: ok then let’s do it!

National fuck your ex day June 18

by Horny12455 April 12, 2019

National Finger Your Girl Day

National finger your girl day is a great and joyful day that is on October 12. Usually you finger her that eat her out. If you have a girlfriend and she doesn’t let you finger her then you should break up.

Guy: Hey Babe guess what day it is.
Girl: What?
Guy: National finger your girl day so get down and spread those legs.

by Lil_Alian_Dick October 9, 2019

September 23 national hug day

Give ur boyfriend/girlfriend a hug first thing when see him/her

September 23 national hug day Lmao I jp Alissa every day is hug day😍 love u

by Name real name real September 22, 2019