e-Shaft

When someone forwards an email, meant for their eyes only, to a third party who is then pissed off at the author of said email. The author is then e-shafted.

Billy, why did you forward that email to the boss? You really e-shafted me!

by sirdalius May 13, 2011

e-bot

Short for enema bottle, an anal cleanser. Similar to calling someone a douche or douch bag but a little more extreme yet sounding more subtle.

Earl is such an e-bot, he took a shit in my bathroom and didnt even spray after he was done. My whole house smells like shit now.

My boss is such an e-bot, he made me stay late and im not getting paid for it.

by ebotearl May 25, 2011

E-Kells

Ekells <3. Has curly hair, about 5'11", 100 pounds, always wears hats with flat rims. Rubs his chest when he talks to people for some reason... Below average penis. Also known as E-Curles.

Other Definitions: An orgasm.

Dude I had a wicked E-Kells last night

by Queen Mitchell May 26, 2011

e-karma

The total effect of a person's actions and conduct on email and the Internet during the successive phases of the person's existence, regarded as determining the person's email and Internet fate.

Some cruel e-karma blocked Teri from sending any emails to Jane's email address.

by MOCLaw May 28, 2011

e-couperating

Recovery from a medical condition involving electronic gadgets.

"I'm stuck on the couch after surgery, but I'm e-couperating with my 3DS, Xbox 360, a laptop, and Netflix".

by PantsofCorn June 3, 2011

E-BOB

1;Expression which may mean anything or nothing at all. 2; A filler word used when one has nothing to say.

: Hey what are you doing wednesday.
: E-BOB chum bubbly E oh.

by Ee-BOB June 3, 2011

E-mailverstation

The act of having conversations via E-mail.

Netter: Yo, i'm hanging with these RV motorcycle group.
Dude: How'd you meet them?
Netter: I had some E-mailverstations with them, and we decided to meet up.
Dude: Lol, I hope they don't rape you.

by Theguyfromtheplaceintheworld June 5, 2011