The Jolel Syndrome is a person with blonde/light brown hair, glasses, braces, and someone you just wanna punch in their fucking throat, they look like a sterotypical nerd, but act like some fucking badass, you most likely have a guy like this in your school.
person: Man, some nerd looking ass just threatened to "uppercut" me.
other person: What a fucking nerd, I swear this Jolel syndrome (j0lel) bullshit is getting out of hand.
other person: What a fucking nerd, I swear this Jolel syndrome (j0lel) bullshit is getting out of hand.
by DanielImpala November 14, 2021
Get the Jolel syndrome (j0lel) mug.Smith magenis syndrome is a disease that causes the person with the disease to turn into a human wrecking machine and it causes them to head butt things and punch holes in the walls the size of a 49 inch smart tv. These “people” with the rare disease should be avoided at all costs because if you disturb one of them then it could end with several fatalities. If you ever encounter one of these cunts then make sure to avoid eye contact otherwise they will be calling you a cunt and killing you.
Hey have you ever met someone with Smith magenis syndrome?
No but my friend did and he got called a cunt then got headbutted into next year
No but my friend did and he got called a cunt then got headbutted into next year
by coontastic 69 October 29, 2019
Get the Smith magenis syndrome mug.Haley derangement syndrome (HDS) is a pejorative term, usually for criticism or negative reactions to former U.S. Ambassador to the U.N. and former South Carolina governor Nikki Haley that are perceived to be irrational, and presumed to have little regard towards Haley’s actual policy positions, or actions undertaken by his governorship and tenure at the United Nations.
by RandomTrollMaster May 2, 2023
Get the Haley Derangement Syndrome mug.1. When you see a cat that is just so darn cute you want to squeeze the life right out of it.
2. Not being able to control yourself around a really cute cat.
2. Not being able to control yourself around a really cute cat.
1. Bartholomeow the Third: (hugging a cute cat a bit too tight)
Cat owner: Hey give me my cat back, creep.
2. Rosie: (to cat) Aww you're such a cute cat aww.
Robby: Um, I think you have Cute Cat Syndrome.
Cat owner: Hey give me my cat back, creep.
2. Rosie: (to cat) Aww you're such a cute cat aww.
Robby: Um, I think you have Cute Cat Syndrome.
by Consierd August 13, 2012
Get the Cute Cat Syndrome mug.Seeing a small bit of decency in someone who has otherwise been a bad person for the majority of their life.
Person 1: "Did you see Piers Morgan standing up to the Conservatives for rejecting free school meals for children?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I'm surprised. He's usually a twat. It's giving me major Darth Vader Syndrome vibes."
Person 2: "Yeah, I'm surprised. He's usually a twat. It's giving me major Darth Vader Syndrome vibes."
by KingNatcho02 January 13, 2021
Get the Darth Vader Syndrome mug.The rushed feeling you get from walking on the ground after running on the treadmill. Someone with Conveyor Belt Syndrome walks 1.5x to 2.0x faster than normal.
Bill: I just got off the treadmill and I feel like I'm walking twice as fast as normal.
Bob: Yeah dude, you've got Conveyor Belt Syndrome.
Bob: Yeah dude, you've got Conveyor Belt Syndrome.
by kiwigummy September 4, 2011
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