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Chocolate Cake Diplomacy

The passing on of bad news while sharing a delicious treat, hoping the listener with not fully grasp the news. A gastronomic smokescreen.
The seventeen year old boy employed the proven technique of Chocolate Cake Diplomacy, and told his parents that he had knocked up the neighbor girl, while serving them slices of a delicious, three layer chocolate cake that was " this high!".
by ElCommissioner April 21, 2017
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Cake

Noun/Adjective: A slang word you can use to talk about someone's ass; thicc; butt
Guy 1: "Don't look but that girl got some nice cake"
Guy 2: "Damn bro, she do be looking kinda thicc"

*hoey video/picture comment section*
Person: "It's not my birthday but thanks for the cake (insert cake emoji)
by ElYeeter February 18, 2020
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Jaw-cake

A forced laugh trying to make someone who told a bad joke not feel embarrassed. The jaw-cake makes the person who is forcing a laugh appear to have a delighted jawline as if eating cake.
My boyfriend said a jaw-cake to my family at the dinner table. It was a little odd because his jokes are usually funny.
by Hello? Is that you April 13, 2012
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LaGuess Cake

Mr. Laguess, a thunder thigh king with the ass of a delicious cake.
Damn homie. Look at that *LaGuess cake*”
by Lixity August 5, 2020
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Cake Finger

Dookie biscuits, Feeces pieces, Dung poo.
"Sorry I exited last minute I had a cake finger about to fall out of my butt."
by Pseudocrisp February 14, 2021
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Caked

To be covered in someone's ejaculate
"Johnny is so fit, I want to be caked by him"
by S700 February 28, 2023
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beating them cakes

she really wants me beating them cakes bro
by king54321 April 16, 2017
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