The Butter Dilemma

The issue when you butter one piece of toast and the butter melts but when you proceed to the second piece it has cooled leaving you with a brick of butter

Tommy was sad due to the butter dilemma, now this will haunt him all day

by Switch Mane September 21, 2020

Nutter butter

during anal sex, before you cum you pull out and proceed to turn her over and cum on her face and smear it, like spreading butter on toast

Yo man, Susan wanted to get wierd last night so I gave her the nutter butter

by Analdestroyerlol69 July 28, 2016

Shantell’s Truffle Butter

when you eat a truffle while giving head and you pull out and it’s brown

Damn boy you get that Shantell’s truffle butter last night or was that just me?

by Shantell’strufflebutter January 8, 2019

Honey Butter Challenge

when Texas Roadhouse workers have their manager take them to the back and lather them in the honey cinnamon butter in all crevices including toes and then get freaky

I just completed the honey butter challenge.

by texasroadhouseemployee67 October 25, 2025

Man Butter

It represents a man’s cum

Man A: I love having man butter on me.
Man B: Wha- that’s gay...
Man A: You know it *wink*
Man B: *disturbed silence*

by ✨🦖ChiBby🦖✨ September 25, 2019

chicken butter shup

A fat man`s ball sweat

That fat man got chicken butter shup all over the seat!

by the floppy couters March 27, 2015

Butter Tax

Also known as the "Big Head Taxed," it is an added percentage tax to all purchased goods in proportion to the buyer's head diameter.

"You're total is $21.73"

"And how much do I owe you for the Butter Tax?"

"$13.40"

by The Mad Yeeter October 25, 2023