band aids don't fix bullet holes

When someone has been shot and band aids aren't the solution to the problem.

MAN1 shoots MAN2.
MAN2 drops to the floor and dies.
MAN1: Oh no you poor baby. Need a band aid?
MAN1: Oh wait band aids don't fix bullet holes.
MAN1: Haha i'm clever and you're dead.
MAN1: Rip bish.

by Miss. AnonymousPuns October 1, 2017

I don't even know what hole to put my dick in

A new phrase thats rapidly gaining in popularity, this is used to describe ones condition if one is utterly confused, wasted, high, or just plain out of it. Its often used to describe situations that have already happened but is not limited to that. There are many variations, a few of the more common ones are following:

-I don't know what hole to put my dick in
-I can't even tell which hole to put my dick in
-I put my dick in all the wrong holes

"Man, that party last night was so crazy I didn't even know which hole to put my dick in."

"Algebra is so confusing, I don't even know what hole to put my dick in!"

"I feel bad about that chick the other day, I was so wasted I put my dick in all the wrong holes..."

by ybsubnairb December 10, 2009

National make sweet hot love to the other person in the hole day

The holiday that falls on March 3rd is: National Make Sweet Hot Love To The Other Person In The Hole Day

“You’re looking forward to March 3rd. Which is Fuckberg’s National make sweet hot love to the other person in the hole day.”

by BitchyDevon June 26, 2022

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.

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by Thlayli February 22, 2003

FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!!!!

WATER IN THE HOLE!!

Geometry dash lobotomy is FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by anonymous January 9, 2024

Tearing a Hole

Similar to pop the cherry, it refers to losing virginity. Unlike popping cherry, this can refer to both sexes as only women can have their cherry popped but both women and men can be penetrated to tear a hole.

We should keep off back streets at these late hours, I don't want anybody tearing a hole.

by <34DD April 6, 2015

Decking That Hole

Pegging. Like really just going at it, pounding an anus.

"Hey what did you and Jessica get up to last night?"
"Oh dude I was just decking that hole all night. I lasted thirty whole seconds"

by Kelloeuf October 18, 2023