Flack Jacket Bro

A bro who survives a run-in with a semtex grenade.

Flack Jacket Bro pays tribute to the use of Flak Jacket Pro to reduce explosive damage in the Modern Warfare video game series, the same series which made semtex grenade popular.

"Dude, after I jumped on that grenade for you the other night she ended up morphing into a full fledged semtex grenade. Been blowing up my phone all day. She finally quite after I answered and told her in a Spanish accent that she had the wrong number."

"Nice work, bro. Way to be rocking Flack Jacket Bro."

Flack Jacket Bro by nar1763 December 14, 2011

Flow-to-bro ratio 

How much of a bro someone with a gnarly flow really is. Usually measured on a scale of 1-10. A bro who lands himself a 10 would often be considered head of dudes in most scenarios requiring some sort of leadership and would be conidered a bro by everyone. The ratio in written form would be whatever number the bro achieves followed by a ":" and then the word flow. Ex. 6:Flow

Bro 1: Dude, that bro has some gnarly locks..

Bro 2: I agree but ive talked to him before and his flow-to-bro ratio is only like 4:flow.

Bro 1: Thats too bad, I thought he would be more of a bro...

Flow-to-bro ratio by Fruitsnackstothemax August 26, 2013

Seeing eye bro 

When two bros come across a very attractive female and one has to hold the other bro so that he can then keep admiring the female without running into obsticles.

This babe is a dime! Be my Seeing eye bro so I can examine that back half, bro!

Seeing eye bro by Lackdaddy January 31, 2016

no beef bro 

a brodude way of saying 'no problem' and assuring the other bro that there will be no troubles or drama as a consequence of your good act

Bro #1: Thanks for letting me talk to you about my feelings bro.
Bro #2: No beef bro.
Bro #1: I love you bro.
Bro #2: Love you too.

no beef bro by brezjnev July 24, 2017

get away bro 

A new saying for “fuck off” and “i’m a piece of shit”. Most used in a place called frat land.

Tiffany: why were you with Samantha today?
Andrew: lol get away bro.

get away bro by Tifftiffbitch September 30, 2017

STAY BACK BRO 

Famous quote from Payday when you try to locate the dealers panic room but the two thugs who are chillin down the stairs don't allow you to get upstairs.

"Stay back bro! S-stay s-stay b-stay back bro ! You're not allowed past this point."

STAY BACK BRO by DallasIsDown February 18, 2018

You're bro's a hose. 

It is a literary term used to burn someone hotter than my mixtape. This term ascends beyond things like "Your mom gay" or "Your daddy a lesbian." I did it to my friend once. My friend has level 2 cancer.

Friend:"Wanna get a pizza?"
You:"You're bro's a hose."
Friend: *Dies

You're bro's a hose. by Train Tracks May 14, 2018