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No Panties Day

boy on november 30: hey you know what day it is tomorrow?
girl on november 30: oh fuck, no panties day?
by chingy allah November 22, 2019
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bongus day

A holiday that started in Norway to celebrate the forth coming arrival of Hiilian Bongus from the depths of the sea and the throat of the Kraken. The tradition has is celebrated through feast, festival, and sport. More recently through Canada it is celebrated by families and the night ends in a hearty game of hockey. It has recently migrated to America and is commonly celebrated through the youth as a 'kegger'.
by norvilemikey May 25, 2016
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Valentine's Day

A day that you get to set aside to show your boyfriend, girlfriend, or significant other that you love them. You don't need money or presents or a nice dinner. Just be glad that there is a day that you can prove your love without having to work around work or school or kids. Make each other happy. And support a day if love, even if you don't believe in Hallmark and valentines.
I love you, and I'm so happy to have someone as amazing as you. I hope I show you everyday but if not, I'll show you today. Happy Valentine's Day.
by IloveJCE April 11, 2012
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King For A Day

Everyone's creeping up to the money god,

Putting tongues where they didn't ought to be
On stepping stones of human hearts and souls,
Into the land of "nothing for free"
Well the way that we're living,

Is all take and no giving,

There's nothing to believe in,

The loudest mouth will hail the new found way,

To be king for a day
Everyone's licking up to the new king pin,

Trying to get way up with a smile

Sing for your supper boy and jump to a finger click,

Ain't my way of living in style
'Cause the ladder gets longer,

And ambition gets stronger,

I can't satisfy the hunger,

That bad old moon has got you in its sway,

To be king for the day
You're only here once so you got to get it right
(No time to fuss and fight)

'Cause life don't mean much if measured out with someone else's plight
(In time you'll see the light)
'Cause the way that we're living,

Is all take and no giving,

There's not mush to believe in,

The loudest mouth will hail the new found way,

To be king for a day
You got to be the king for a day, ah
To be king for a day
by Death Menace February 8, 2023
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Cemboy day

may 5th marks the day of cemboy day (catboy and femboy day) prepare yourself.
hey man its may 5th which means it is cemboy day lets go worship some cemboys wooooooooooo
by John carton idk May 3, 2021
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Father’s Day

The one day a year the father is actually honored by his family and given a 24 hour pass to relax and not dole out money to his ungrateful kids or spend his entire weekend with a list of chores from his wife.
“Honey, I need you to clean out the garage after you mow the lawn. Oh wait, it’s Father’s Day, isn’t it? You can do those chores next weekend along with other ones I’ll have added to your list.
by Grant Rampus June 20, 2021
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Uwuify Day

Novembew 4th

Da day whewe uu uwuify wowds
Rick: Hello.
Morty: Hewwo!
Rick: Dafuq you talking about?
Morty: You dumb bitch don't uu knuw that it is uwuify day?! UwU *kills Rick*
by Empress Kristi April 10, 2022
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