poop

its a soft substance that comes out of your asshole.

"aww shit, I gotta poop"

by DietWaterSalesman August 1, 2023

poop

A formal way of getting out of having to “Talk to people”.
Heres how:

Step 1: Go to the bathroom.
Step 2: Poop.
Step 3: Leave.
Step 4: Touch Grass.

“Sorry, I cant go to the funeral, I have to poop.”

by BJurv the Ambiguous May 24, 2022

Poop

A delicious meal that goes well with ham

I want to eat that poop

by TheWizdum September 7, 2022

Poop Juice

Juice in which is mixed with a fart at the butthole area.

My daughter was very concerned as she farted "poop juice" into her hand. And proceed to wipe on her jacket.

by Kklein October 27, 2021

poop

the shit that comess outta your ass when you eat a supreme wrap and a big mac

i gotta go shit brb

definition: shit is poop and poop is shit

my shit got stuck in the dryer

by iactuallygottashit August 9, 2023

Cameron the poop

He eats poo its always his fault blame everything on him NOW

Suck my big toe

Its Cameron the poop's Fault

by peepeepoopoocheeeck October 21, 2020

pooping partner

When pooping in a public restroom stall, this is any individual that is also pooping in an adjacent stall, either on the left or right or both. Having one or more Pooping Partners is generally undesired as you are often subjected to your Pooping Partner's loud grunts, snorts, and flatulence as well as having to deal with the smells of your own defecation mingling with theirs.

I hate having pooping partners. Took me 30 to find a bathroom with only one stall.

My pooping partner today almost gassed me out. Couldn't breathe for my entire shit session.

I heard my pooping partner grunt like a dying goat.

by GinMouse September 25, 2019