Urban Dictionary

The apparently dead website you're viewing this.

All the definitions here are from 2003-2010, when it was on it's peak, now the people using this site nowadays are me and other people who met this site way too late.

About 80% of the definitions contain sex, and 95% contain a shitload of swearwords,

guy 1: i don't know what a creampie is, gotta search on Urban Dictionary.
guy 1: huh? an actual non sexual definition on Urban Dictionary? right...

by Some fucker took my name July 3, 2019

Urban Dictionary

This website . Full of dank people that doesnt even help you.
Idk but use this website for memes. Now fuck y'all.

Hey yall know Urban Dictionary?

Ah yes, that shitass website.

by cringe maker 69420 December 23, 2019

URBAN DICTIONARY IS WRITTEN BY YOU

you were bored and searched this up, why. go do something else with your life

"URBAN DICTIONARY IS WRITTEN BY YOU" -Urban Dictionary

by AverageUrbanDictrionaryEnjoyer September 25, 2022

Urban Dictionary December

Urban Dictionary December is a month when retards from Discord use this website to define stupid, completely unfunny, cringe words and days to post it in their discord server.

L: What's up with all these stupid Fur-Day and shit on Urban Dictionary?
B: Man, it's the Urban Dictionary December.

by piterskiy December 15, 2020

Urban Dictionary

What even anymore?
You can't even search the fucking letter A without getting some sex shit

"I didn't know that was possible during sex! The wonders of Urban Dictionary."

by The name's x. X, it's just x. January 23, 2020

Urban Dictionary

A website where a DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKING FUCKED UP mind like urs go to see random fucked up definition which u already fuckin know. U come here to see porn defintions to help you cum hard and masterbate bcoz u r restricted to watchin porn and u got no bitches. U search up shark to see if it means fucking doggystyle or not when ya already know it means something else. So get ur motherfucking dicks and ur fucked up asshole brains outta here you fucking bastards. Ok im sorry, im kinda fucked up too sayin all this shit, but ya know we kn the same fucking boat ma homies

Random Guy: Hey ya know what does Hotdog mean?
Kid: Yeah its a tasty foo—
Guy: Oh i know ill search up Urban Dictionary
Kid: Wait you don’t know what ho—
Guy: *pulls out fake offbrand iPhone*
Guy: Ahh it means a large yellow dick with two balls hanging off it with a huge load in the front.
Kid: Ok, umm—

Triggered Kid: cAlLiNg 911

by Mr.Nobody’sTalking@19345 June 29, 2023

Urban Dictionary

Sex. That's it. Sex.

All anyone talks about on the Urban Dictionary is sex.

by GuyThatLikesWater September 29, 2020