Hurricane Cake

Floridian specialty consisting of decorative Icing made to look like a hurricane for a hurricane party. Blackballed by Publix grocery store management for contributing to the promotion of illicit hurricane parties. Their idea is people should evacuate to safety and not get drunk and eat cake.

That is highly debatable.

In the end it winds up never being a serious storm at all. Central Florida gets worse afternoon thunderstorms than most "hurricanes". Storms with names just last a bit longer and have more palm fronds flying about. Unless you made the worst possible decision in your property choice (I.E. on the beachside) there is literally no reason to plan on anything but some rainy weather.

Sucks that your Publix isn't cool enough to ignore the company ban and make you a hurricane cake on the low man.

by dnbdave November 14, 2022

Cake Team

Named from a rap song released by Fetty Wap 9 years ago, "CAKE TEAM"

Cake Team is a universal group name for women with large asses throwing it back and twerking.

You can find these women in various types of clubs.

Yo dawg, the Cake Team is in this mofo, lets throw some bands.

by spicyNigger June 4, 2023

dust cake

the complete opposite of a fat steamy cream pie

she be dry homie all dust caked up.

by scumdawg ophishal May 4, 2017

Cake-daddy

A man who got that cake, a nice round ass.

Look at the ass on that cake-daddy over there. Mmmm, make you wanna slap your brother!

by Diane B. March 18, 2022

Cakes and Candles

Term used instead of kill yourself originated from popular streamer Gaming With Dallas

Person 1 “bro you’re so trash”
Person 2 “cakes and candles!”

by yadi_beast4444 May 19, 2024

Bread Cake

3 Peices Of Bread Stacked On Top Of Each other, With Chocolate Sauce On Each One. On The Top One, There's Sprinkles Alongside The Chocolate-Top Of The Yummy Monolith.

I'm So Fat, That I'm Basically A Stress Ball. The Only Reason Is Because I Eat Bread Cake.

by A@$TE90P3 April 18, 2023

Rubbing the old cake

When you have people coming over to visit and you want to ensure that they never visit again. Historically stems from people rubbing a slice of cake on the floor and dusty surfaces to ensure it tastes bad, leaving a 'bad taste' for the visitors.

Oh no, my family is coming over to visit. I guess we are going to be rubbing the old cake, again.

by tom-ed September 13, 2021