Cake

A snake and a cat that were patched together!

Dude 1: "Hey man did you see the new animal"?
Dude 2: "Yeah! The cake?"

by queen biscuit December 15, 2022

cake

the ultimate substance of the universe. actually the ultimate substance X the answer to the meaning of life squared. aka very nummy!

That was some nummy cake! (there are no dirty meanings or double meanings in this definition)

by Connundrum1 February 18, 2003

cake lip

If you eat ass, you have a cake lip following such action.

I can’t believe you fucked with that big joint. Ooooh, you got the cake lip?! You a nasty mf!

by Dalippery February 18, 2019

Alabama Funnel Cake

When the ejaculate of several men drio out of their relative’s upward facing anus.

“Did you hear what went down at the family barbecue? Ryan and the boys gave Dorothy an Alabama Funnel Cake.”

by Raunchy Rawls October 6, 2023

Salmon Co-Cakes

What some southern kids called Salmon Croquettes.

Mama fixed some salmon co-cakes today.

by Bill Mobley January 26, 2022

Puerto Rican Pound Cake

A sexual act in which two lovers use sweet syrup or whipped cream as lube for anal sex. After completion, the recipient of the semen then defecates the semen into a small bowl to be spread as icing on a pastry for both of them to enjoy.

I hooked up with a tranny in San Juan in college, he gave me a Puerto Rican Pound Cake along with herpes.

by bigdiqmoves October 5, 2025

Alabama brown cake

Where you and a buddy take friends shitting on your cousin's face while holding hands, and proceed to play paddy cake with the shit

My god! Jeb is giving cousin Lee an Alabama brown cake!

by mrsilvabackz September 11, 2025