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Piss bet

A wager, typically a sporting event, that is placed before one retires for the evening. Commonplace with the 50+ male demographic from the Midwest, the Piss Bet gives the individual the satisfaction of checking on their Westcoast wager, while making their trip to the toilet at 2am.
Johnny K. has had a nice lil Saturday. Just caught a three-legged parlay, now it’s time to sync up on a Piss Bet. Does Hawaii play tonight?
by HerbDove21 March 11, 2024
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monstrous piss

When you need to take a long, satisfying pee you've been holding onto for a long time.

Please note, a monstrous piss is one of the only 2 types of pisses, the other being the 'insurance piss.'
Guy: "Heyo, I see a restroom over there. Hold on, I gotta take a monstrous piss"
Other guy: "Good call, I could use an insurance piss anyway."
by monicaheddneck September 16, 2023
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Piss like a store horse

I had to piss like a store horse
by Pixelated fetishes May 1, 2019
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yorkshire piss squeak

a little rat faced horrible dirt bag that tends to sit in there home on there own drinking themselves into a state were there brain tells them there brave , when in reality there's more courage in the cowardly lion in the wizard oz ,
hey who's that tool mouthing it off on Facebook? don't worry it's that little yorkshire piss squeak Paul , he's probably pissed up again, don't expect him in work
by Phil Blade June 27, 2023
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Piss Limbo

The act of having a friend piss in a line in a pubs toilet and trying to get under without any splashback
"I was playing Piss Limbo last night and one of the guys decided to piss on my forehead"
by IDFKALWAU May 31, 2020
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piss boarding

They used the piss boarding technique to interrogate the suspect.
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piss-lettes

The 3 drops of piss that end up in your underwear after taking a leak
Chris and Joni were discussing that they hate the fact that Mike and Todd always have piss-lettes in the underwear when they do laundry.
by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017
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