on my 14 carats

"On my 14 carats" is an expression used to indicate when a female is ovulating (most fertile and likely to conceive), which most commonly and predictably occurs on the 14th day of the 28-day menstrual cycle. The expression can be used either in flirtatious seduction or as a warning that birth control should be considered to prevent pregnancy. The expression went viral when Selena Gomez used the expression "I'm on my 14 carats. . ." in the very first line of her seductive song "Good for You," the video for which clearly shows her writhing in the throngs of umcontollable ovulation.

I'm so wet and horny for you right now; I think I'm on my 14 carats.

You better use a condom, because I'm on my 14 carats right now, and I really don't want another baby.

by Stanimal November 6, 2015

jump my bones

get it on

she wants to jump my bones

by - March 29, 2000

pow in my pants

To cum prematurely in your pants.

Man she made me pow in my pants.

by De'Marcus May 20, 2004

for shizzle my nizzle

I concur wholeheartedly my african american brethren

man1: that is dumb
man2: for shizzle my nizzle

by Logz0r March 15, 2004

popping my cherry

An expression used in a state of agitation and aggrivation.

"Hey man, quit popping my cherry!" "Man, this assignment is popping my cherry!""Why do you always have to be popping my cherry?"

by Cow Clit February 24, 2009

Thomas On my mind

The state of consciousness where you can only think about Thomas, the wholesome father of all.

I wake up in the morning, I got Thomas on my mind.

by Jazzed dave June 25, 2019

Ding in my door!

When someone fucks up your door

“Troy put a god damn ding in my door!”

by #1TWDLukeFan November 12, 2022