James OD

Fat. Very fat.

- Is that James OD?
-Yes.
-Thought so... He's the size of a whale but looks like a squirrel.

by Titsuro November 21, 2021

james pritchard

absoloute legend massive man!

leg man jimbo innit james pritchard

by monty innit June 1, 2018

James and Belle

Everyone's goals James likes Belle and Belle likes James everyone knows except them everyone loves James and Belle

Guy: We should be more like James and Belle

Girl: I know I love them they're so cute

by Bivinbikebarry June 11, 2016

James

James is a loving guy who will do anything for his loved ones. He is kind and especially funny, everyone loves him. Make sure not to lose a James because it will leave you heartbroken and you will have lost a life-long friend. A James is very loyal and will keep your secrets for you and not expose you if you don’t want to be.

James: Hey, are you ok?

by Sunset_lvrr11 April 26, 2023

James King

A very popular guy who is pretty much unattainable. All the girls want him and go psycho when the realization sets in that they are just a joke. If you marry him his already wife will message you to inform you that she is his wife and that's when you say.... well ..... OUT WITH THE OLD IN WITH THE NEW. He is now your wasbend...

Old wife: JAMES KING?? he's my husband
New wife: he's your wasbend cause he's my husband

by Urmom916! April 14, 2025

James

A attractive young boy with dirty blond hair and is more powerful even than Zain huge ass. He especially simps and dreams about a girl names Coco and likes her melons and Apex legends.

He was being a James

by Iamcomingforu February 9, 2022

James Plath

James Plath is a benevolent, omnipotent deity who sews amber waves of honey and light in his writings. His teachers or that of a new phenomenology comparable to that of the ancient text of Babylon. His criticism is both in the lens of foresight and hindsight, as he can peer thought the mind, heart, and soul of us who is not worthy of his grace. His potent fertility is only parallel to magnitude and girth of his phallus.

His review of Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers is completely justified and objectively correct, just as his teachings in life and literature.

Him: Man, I love James Plath's critique of "Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers." It's so profound!

Her: I'm so in love with you.

by WolfmanJimmyConstancewoah June 22, 2022