by Woll August 19, 2017
A person who is morbidly obese and Lazy with all the characteristics of a normal Blue Falcon.
These characteristics include but are not limited too immediately telling supervisors on a co- worker. Attempting to self inflate their actions to make them appear useful. Often times stretching the truth and embellishing to provide an excuse as to why they were being a fat lazy bitch.
These characteristics include but are not limited too immediately telling supervisors on a co- worker. Attempting to self inflate their actions to make them appear useful. Often times stretching the truth and embellishing to provide an excuse as to why they were being a fat lazy bitch.
As we were having our monthly staff meeting , the topic came up of Dennis reporting unnecessary events to the supervisor. The supervisor then stated Dennis is a Big Blue Falcon who can’t fly.
by Jimmy Drangus May 08, 2022
by percyspandapillopet December 01, 2020
The extreme mental and sometimes emotional frustration that comes from trying to reason with someone who is not using rationality to drive their decisions (e.g. religious fanatics, conspiracy theorists, etc.)
John: Hey have you heard about this documentary called "Plandemic" - it's about how THEY created the coronavirus in order to enslave us with a vaccine that everyone "has to take".
Peter: What the fuck are you talking about John? I watched it and it's clearly horseshit. No one in that video is credible and almost all of them have been debunked as crackpots elsewhere...why are you telling me about this shit?
John: Dude, you don't understand, THEY have a plan and we are going to lose our freedom, bro. Why can't you see? Don't be a sheep, man!
Peter: Thanks John, now you've given me rational blue balls. I need to go talk with a reasonable person and maybe I'll feel better.
Peter: What the fuck are you talking about John? I watched it and it's clearly horseshit. No one in that video is credible and almost all of them have been debunked as crackpots elsewhere...why are you telling me about this shit?
John: Dude, you don't understand, THEY have a plan and we are going to lose our freedom, bro. Why can't you see? Don't be a sheep, man!
Peter: Thanks John, now you've given me rational blue balls. I need to go talk with a reasonable person and maybe I'll feel better.
by weyus May 07, 2020
girl 1; damn have you seen blue haired taehyung???
girl 2; yeah i used to think his red hair was the best but damn this hair wrecked me
girl 2; yeah i used to think his red hair was the best but damn this hair wrecked me
by mendö January 24, 2020
An extremely basic cisgender gay man who suffers from both a lack of a personality as well as any originality and taste. Usually comes complete with a comically large ego for someone so basic.
Blue Jeans Gay’s have minimal knowledge of art, high fashion, cinema, alternative music and theatre and dance (outside of major musicals).
They typically be found covered head to toe in branded rainbow crap complaining about how no men want,to spend longer than a single night with them.
Blue Jeans Gay’s have minimal knowledge of art, high fashion, cinema, alternative music and theatre and dance (outside of major musicals).
They typically be found covered head to toe in branded rainbow crap complaining about how no men want,to spend longer than a single night with them.
by aphextwink69 April 18, 2022
I work with a Blue Collar Unicorn... She used to be a cheerleader but now she can lay a perfect weld.
by Puddinpop98 October 11, 2023