CFD. The official festival of Wilmington, IL. Usually the last weekend in July. While there's stuff for kids during the day (e.g. carnivals, parade) the epic stuff happens at night when the streets are closed and the bars are flooded with hundreds of partygoers. At Catfish Days, not only are you encouraged to blackout, but you are given a free pass to make a fool out of yourself for 3 straight nights.
Stranger: Hey, what's with all the music and drunk people in the streets?
Jimmy Hunt: It's Catfish Days you dumb idiot. Go Wildcats!!
Stranger: O wow I've heard about this! Get me a beer ASAP!
Jimmy Hunt: Catfish Daaaaaayz!
Jimmy Hunt: It's Catfish Days you dumb idiot. Go Wildcats!!
Stranger: O wow I've heard about this! Get me a beer ASAP!
Jimmy Hunt: Catfish Daaaaaayz!
by WIL-MO July 23, 2016
Get the Catfish Daysmug. Tristan: Naru you look terrible!
Naru: I know, I had a zero-day.
Nik: Welcome to my world. Want some of my moonshine? Anyone got shoeglu?
Naru: Go away homeless man
Naru: I know, I had a zero-day.
Nik: Welcome to my world. Want some of my moonshine? Anyone got shoeglu?
Naru: Go away homeless man
by snootsnoot July 23, 2016
Get the zero-daymug. The one day a year the father is actually honored by his family and given a 24 hour pass to relax and not dole out money to his ungrateful kids or spend his entire weekend with a list of chores from his wife.
“Honey, I need you to clean out the garage after you mow the lawn. Oh wait, it’s Father’s Day, isn’t it? You can do those chores next weekend along with other ones I’ll have added to your list.
by Grant Rampus June 20, 2021
Get the Father’s Daymug. taya day is a gorgeous girl. she always brightens up your day has she walks into the room. Her smile shines across the room! Shes a lovey girl and shes an amazing girlfriend
by ughbugbuhiu June 9, 2019
Get the taya daymug. a day where people who met on the gaming app "discord" can celebrate being a discordian with their significant other online who they "love" so dearly.
Girl with online bf : "i'm so happy because today's a special day!"
Girl who dates irl : "why?"
Girl with online bf : "because today is edater day!"
Girl who dates irl : "what does that mean?"
Random boy : "it's when social rejects who have no social skills whatsoever date on discord and celebrate today so they feel special for being a discordian"
Girl who dates irl : "what a loser!"
Girl who dates irl : "why?"
Girl with online bf : "because today is edater day!"
Girl who dates irl : "what does that mean?"
Random boy : "it's when social rejects who have no social skills whatsoever date on discord and celebrate today so they feel special for being a discordian"
Girl who dates irl : "what a loser!"
by sick the edater October 13, 2021
Get the edater daymug. Rick: Hello.
Morty: Hewwo!
Rick: Dafuq you talking about?
Morty: You dumb bitch don't uu knuw that it is uwuify day?! UwU *kills Rick*
Morty: Hewwo!
Rick: Dafuq you talking about?
Morty: You dumb bitch don't uu knuw that it is uwuify day?! UwU *kills Rick*
by Empress Kristi April 10, 2022
Get the Uwuify Daymug. by John carton idk May 3, 2021
Get the Cemboy daymug.