God Zone

A relationship status Quo similar to "the friendzone" but instead avoiding the relationship for Religious reasons.

Bruh:ya so she said she wasnt interested because she wanted to keep her relationships "biblicaly okay."
Bro: oooooh your in the god zone Bruh.

by the dearly ditched July 28, 2014

good morning and god bless

the act of simultaneously drinking coffee, eating eggs salad, and taking a shit.

"Nothing like a good morning and god bless to start the day"

by beefy peanuts May 23, 2018

Vampire GOD

the leader of the Vampire guild its a secret society that come out at night time to mingle with the people the society is so secret that noone every sees them around the leader of the vampres guild has never been seen around

HH IS THE Vampire GOD

by 201HH April 8, 2024

Kelp gods

The gods of kelp

All hail the kelp gods

by CalsTheCalzone March 12, 2021

On god

An emphatic way for characterless joggers, mongrels, and degenerated white zoomers to sell their lies.

I never stole yo bike on god

by HELLO, NEIGH🅱️🅱️A October 29, 2021

God-pire

n. A vampire with an extreme God complex to the point of believing himself to be God.

n. One who uses others to make themselves feel more relevant; deceptive, manipulative person.

God-pires are usually drawn to weak minded, usually gullible and kind people.

The God-pire turned millions of people into vampires, making them his followers.

That guy was such a god-pire; all he did was use you.

by Sheepii July 25, 2011

Elder God

So elite humans don't interest you, only your own creations.

He's given up on people, he's an Elder God now.

by Kmanisles September 14, 2025