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Water

This is the most potent substance known to mankind.
It is the main cause of the greenhouse effect.
It is the main substance of acid rain.
It can break down whole mountains.
It corrodes steel in houses and cars.
93% of the people who ate this chemical died.
Only 7% of who were exposed to this chemical are alive today.
It is even detected in significant amounts in the antartic snow.
Despite having the many effects listed above, it is used in almost every chemical factory, and also are released from the factories.
It can act to spread bacteria, and there are many cases recorded in history.
It is used during reproduction of mosquitoes.

I strongly do not recommend being in contact with this poison.
If you unfortunately have been in touch with this, you will die for sure.
School is contaminated by dihydrogen monoxide(Water), so I shall refuse to go there.
by Jekr December 9, 2018
mugGet the Watermug.

water

I shoved a cup of water up my friend's ass.
by ;;';';';;''';```.,.,. February 1, 2025
mugGet the watermug.

Reading water drinker

A person to drinks water and looks at books
When I grow up, I want to be a reading water drinker at home or at the library
by gr00vyspam September 7, 2022
mugGet the Reading water drinkermug.

Water

by Cthulhuzzz January 13, 2019
mugGet the Watermug.

bottle my water

A sexual reference phrase for girls who stand up against the bottled water movement. They want people to stop using plastic bottles.
Damn Andrea is really bottling Devon's water tonight!

Andrea: Bottled water is not only more expensive and damaging, but is usually filled with tap water.
Mike: You can bottle my water ;)
by russiannibba69 December 13, 2017
mugGet the bottle my watermug.

Brunch water

Mimosas
Let’s go get some brunch water at the fancy restaurant down the street.
mugGet the Brunch watermug.

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