Black bears

Scary ass bears

Maaaaan you see dem big ass black bears n shit? Yo mans n them saying they be chillin in the cut ...I said no suh I fidna get strapped up with that black baton piece n case they wanna catch that smoke don’t sleep on dem bears tho son lol

by saaavage January 2, 2020

Blackness Monster

aka Blak Ness Monster is an African-Canadian, Toronto based surrealist who's work hints on the struggle and stereotypes of a black male misunderstood. He plays on the fear directed towards his race, and through life experiences, realized he honed the power to manipulate and instill fear in the minds of others. With his bold fashion statements, actions, speech and "Blak" art, he views the world as his social experiment.

- Andy Warhol

Blak ness Monster is a surrealist.
Blackness Monster the FEAR of a black person. Monsters feed on fear.

by DAndy Warhol October 17, 2011

black hole

the worst possible situation a single person can find themselves in on a night out. Generally occurs when a relatively attractive female is not fully paying attention to her surrondings and is ambushed by a male that she is not at all interested. After the ambush is sprung, the attacker sucks the other person into a painstaking and dreadful conversation and/or some sort of physical activitiy (like dancing) with possibly no end in sight. A black hole eats up signifigant amount of time for one to scope out and make a move on possible interests.

Audrey:" Hey Rachel how was that godforsaken bar you went to tonight. I think it is called Trinity?"

Rachel:"Yeah thats it. Oh my gosh. I am surprised I got out of there at all. The place was fill with black holes."

Audrey: "Oh well, we both know that place is not known for having quality anything, and we always come back extemely uphappy. DO NOT GO THERE EVER AGAIN!"

by RayRayC September 11, 2011

Black Card

A bank card that only used at black owned establishments

Some white lady asked if I wanted to buy something and I told her I only owned a black card

by The LettiLady December 21, 2022

Black MIDI

A song that can only be performed by a computer and if you export it to a music sheet the sheet would end up almost completely black (From there the name "Black MIDI")

A 4 minute Black MIDI can have over 1 million notes. IN JUST 4 FUCKING MINUTES

by Wixkslfjdkfirjeje June 19, 2022

Black resume

Evidence that one is not racist. The quality and presence of a black resume ( having relations with or to a black person). For instance if you have a black friend that is a lame black resume. But if your step daddy is black. And you grew up on ham hocks and black eyed peas, your half sister is black, you have a decent black resume.

If someone says you’re a racist. You can reply… “impossible, my dads black, I have a black resume.”

by dumpling765 July 2, 2022

Black American

Indigenous people of North America , previously called negro, colored, mulatto, lndian and American. Refered to themselves as Niiji, or tribal designation. Mistakenly referred to as descendants of Eastern Africa, or African Americans.

Black American need to be recognized for the Americans they are.

by ABORIGINAL American July 3, 2022