Asphalt Monkey

Teenage asphalt ape, hasn't reached puberty or acquired a long list of crimes on it's record, yet.

"Here I was driving down the road to work when I was abruptly by asphalt monkeys playing basketball."

by Johnny Walker 777 May 16, 2019

Leaf monkey

An African American who smokes marijuana leaf is labeled as a leaf monkey.

That leaf monkey stole my cannabis!

by Poussypoumper May 23, 2019

Helper monkey

New employees or trainees, getting them to do all the shitty jobs at your workplace.

I don't want to do this job today.
Just get one of the helper monkey's to do it.

by Mon the town May 2, 2018

monkey rich

Used to describe someone who has AIDS/ is HIV positive.

That bitch has AIDS, that’s a monkey rich hoe!

by the special sock April 16, 2020

grease-monkey

most dirtiest, greasiet, smelliest person you know

rachel is such a grease-monkey

by ci4r4L0L November 28, 2020

Flying Monkey

When the guy shits inside of a condom and the girl sits 3-5 ft away from him while he aims to land the shit-filled condom inside the vagina.

I gave Izzy the flying monkey last night.

by literallyatinybaby November 2, 2020

nyonga monkey

To take Palmela out, milk the one-eyed snake. To make the bald man cry. Hand to Gland Action. Lakini wasee si mnajua kunyonga monkey ni nini...

Uyo fucker ali nyonga monkey after anyimwe!!!
Lakini ukidai huyo dame lazima unyonge monkey kwanza.

by d42Man November 5, 2020