Kissing the Blarney stone

A colloquialism for bedding a particularly unattractive person just for the sake of getting your boy/ Girl Scout badge( in other words, to check that off your list of regrets.). The origins come from the practice of tourists who make a pilgrimage to Blarney castle in Ireland so they can wait in a ridiculously long line, to then hang over the side of the castle to kiss the Blarney Stone in the hope it will bring good luck. Or, Simply to be able to say they have done it.
The inference is that the pursuit is a waste of time and energy, and, could result in herpes for your idiotic pursuit!

1.) person #1: Marco must be really desperate, or really bored.
Person #2: why do you say that?

Person #1: because he’s “kissing the Blarney Stone” with that wildebeest taking up 2 stools at the end of the bar!
Person #2: wow! He needs help!

Person #1: you’re right! I’ll lend him a condom!

by Mynameisntshmuley January 4, 2021

National kiss short girls day

National kiss short girls day is a day you have to kiss a short girl or you wont be living very long after that day this day is january the tenth

Boy: do you know what day it is

Shorty: no why
Boy: it is National kiss short girls day

by Do-or-die January 9, 2024

Kiss a baseball boy

Kiss a baseball boy day is one November 29

“Hey it’s November 29 yk what that means”
“No I don’t”

“It’s kiss a baseball boy day”

by Teneueneyebek November 28, 2021

Ukrainian kiss

Fuck hard in the ass

"Yeah, my cousin gave me a Ukrainian kiss yesterday"

by BeanTingler August 6, 2025

Dragon kiss

A dragon kiss is a form of kissing. Normally done by taking a hit of a vape or marijuana and kissing the other person. You essentially blow it into their mouth while kissing.

Tom: “ You got a vape?”
Sarah: “Yea”
Tom: “Can i hit?”
Sarah: “If you want it you’re gonna have to let me dragon kiss you.”
Tom: “Alright”

by UrbanDictonaray April 4, 2023

Kissed them in

To add someone to a team of some kind.

Taylor: Barry said we needed more manpower for a bum rush, so I went to Chris and Vaughn and kissed them in.

by MalumLibrum958 May 30, 2022

National kiss Savannah day

(jun.18th) Kiss Savannah. The hottest most sexiest girl out there. She will steal your virginity in a heartbeat. She is drop dead gorgeous and is a great kisser.

National kiss Savannah day is a day to kiss Savannah

Guess what day it is!
What?
It's National Kiss Savannah day!

by Bonnieandclide June 18, 2022