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james granger

james granger hates fucking dumb person. he wants you to know to fuck off and does what the fuck he wants. He also loves a middle finger to show you how dominant he is. however jhames is very suicidal so he takes his anger out on dumb persons.
by jghmesthethird April 27, 2022
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James Cordon’s Birthday

A national day which an amazing person was born on. A Harry Styles addict as well.
Me:“It’s James Cordon’s birthday !”
Everyone: “yuhhh get into it
by 🙏🙏🙏 February 8, 2021
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James Locke

Absolute Giga chad with balls the size of bowling balls. If you know a guy named James Locke you better give him that gawk gawk 9000 because that's the good shit.
Girl: OMG IS THAT JAMES LOCKE???
James: I have a 13 inch penis
Girl: James Locke is so sexy
by ObamaSussyBalls May 14, 2022
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Carter James Heimslich

The act of cutting your finger and getting heimliched so blood squirts out of your finger to make Kool-Aid.
"Thirsty AF."
"Hold on, I need to google how to do Carter James Heimslich."
"Fuck is that?"
"Lemme try it."
20 minutes after...
"DAMN THAT SHIT GOOD"
by BangalangMan February 20, 2025
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Pulled a James J

Any time police or legal authority get in the way of you accomplishing something
Johnny Jokes: Wheres Mike? He should have got to Club Ready hours ago...

Jimmy: O yea he pulled a James J and got pulled over for reckless driving.

Johnny Jokes: O he was probably honking at 5th grade girls again.
by Siggy Biceps June 1, 2009
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James

That guy with and Indian accent and emails you about
A lottery or a cruise. Always has a strong Indian accent and the whitest name. but when you call him he has no idea about the email and seem to make up the conversation.
Hello my name is james what did you call me for
: the email
:I see, what email
by Megamer-+monster September 9, 2019
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James

James' are undeserving horny losers whom none love.
Man I want to end the life of James!
by My anxiety is talking August 13, 2023
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